In 1897, Bram Stoker gave us Dracula. In 2025, we’re finally giving the Count what he deserves: a savage roast.

It’s been 128 years since the world met the OG bloodsucker — now it’s time to see him squirm under stage lights as monsters, mortals, and frenemies from across the gothic universe line up to roast the immortal pain in the neck.

Dracula himself will try to survive the night — but we’re not holding back. It’s part roast, part horror-comedy circus, and all kinds of unholy fun.

PG-13 – creepy, clever, and just inappropriate enough.

Vampires age well. Their reputations? Not so much.

Price: $40 - After-hours Curator-led tour of the VAMPA Museum included in your ticket.